By Lance Tominaga, ESPN Honolulu Web Editor.

It’s time now for today’s Top Ten! From our home office in sunny Waipahu, here is today’s category:

TOP TEN THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A LAS VEGAS RAIDERS FAN SAY…

No. 10: “I disagree. Pete Rozelle was a great commish.”

No. 9: “If we can’t win it all, I hope one of our divisional brethren does.”

No. 8: “Immaculate Reception? Man, that play was amazing.”

No. 7: “Actually, I think John Elway is a pretty good looking guy.”

No. 6: “They’re the Chiefs, not the Queefs.”

No. 5: “Orlando Brown needs to bulk up.”

No. 4: “The officials had it right. It was a forward pass.”

No. 3: “I sure miss JaMarcus Russell.”

No. 2: “Just do your best, baby!”

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A LAS VEGAS RAIDERS FAN SAY…

No. 1: “I’m so happy that Antonio Brown finally got a Super Bowl ring!”

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